I'm Ashley, 21 year old female, living in NYC/CT.
Feel free to follow my non-Libertines related Tumblr here.
Click here to ask/tell me anything via Formspring.
Interviewer:
Definitely, because actually Adam is only one week old.
Adam:
You may not believe that, but it's true. I was cloned and kind of grown up in a microwave oven. In one week. And the real Adam's out there somewhere working.
Interviewer:
A bit like popcorn. Erm..
Adam:
Ohhh, popcorn! No, I'll tell you a story about popcorn. Bascially, my girlfriend's away in America, but anyway, last night I had some microwave popcorn. You're sposed to put it in for two minutes. No, it said three to four minutes in the microwave. It says, 'When it stops popping take it out'. I put it in, in the microwave and I was just sitting down, and I just smell this burning, and I opened up my kitchen door and it was like the whole thing was on fire, and the house now stinks and I'm gonna get killed. And it was like it was choking me and making me feel sick, and it was like the popcorn in the microwave was just bellowing like yellow mustard gas smoke. I dunno what went wrong there or whether I've been poisoned, that's why I feel so ill today but popcorn in the microwave, be careful because if you keep it in too long.. it's not good. Honestly, that's a word of warning.
I don't know why this made me laugh so much. He just starts babbling about popcorn, and how he thinks he may have been poisoned by it, in an interview :
')